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+(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
+ (if (and (equal (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name) "sex.6")
+ (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
+ (progn
+ (clear-visited-file-modtime)
+ (setq buffer-file-name (concat (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)
+ "celibacy.1"))
+ (let (buffer-read-only) ; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
+ (erase-buffer)
+ (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
+ (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name)))))
+
+(or (memq 'protect-innocence-hook find-file-hooks)
+ (setq find-file-hooks (cons 'protect-innocence-hook find-file-hooks)))